No.1184
as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life
>Willy Wonka movie
Grampa Joe: it's an elevator
Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!
now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome
>Willy Wonka real life
Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator
you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…
Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!
you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…
Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…
10 minutes later
Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!
you: can I say something really quick?
Grandpa Joe: go ahead!
you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!
Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!
you: fine
it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up
Grandpa Joe: what the hell happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!
yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, engaging in unusual behavior like this toward them accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
No.1188
>when a reader has asspergers
No.1245
>When you didn't read the first rule of the board
